In my head-canon, almost everyone on AllBuffs is a middle-aged lesbian. Avoided Allbuffs tailgate to avoid the sad truth it’s all overweight middle aged white guys. Exceptions below:
CU3X is a 75+ year old guy with hobbies including potato salad and the American Legion
Hawg - cyclist (lol)
Bread - mid 30s guy, knee to ankle is the same diameter. Not fat, just mid 30s sports bettor / work-travel / stadium food & beer enjoyer physique
Manhattan - bald, salt/pepper beard, moms on the menu
Da Lama - moderately high BMI, yells at little league coaches, active youth sports parent, former coach of something we’ve never heard of
Duff - Ron Swanson type character
Nik - generic middle aged white guy who likes baseball cards & collectibles