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****Pac-12 Will NOT expand*** per espn and wilner

OU Prez makes a statement:

"We were not surprised by the Pac 12's decision to not expand at this time. Even though we had decided not to apply for membership this year, we have developed a positive relationship with the leadership of the conference and we have kept them informed of the progress we've been making to gain agreement from the Big 12 for changes which will make the conference more stable in the future. Conference stability has been our first goal and we look forward to achieving that goal through continued membership in the Big 12 Conference."​
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http://espn.go.com/blog/ncfnation/post/_/id/47623/ou-not-surprised-by-pac-12-decision
 
Oh yeah?! Well we already decided not to join your stupid conference! We just hadent gotten around to telling everybody yet. So there!
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signed OU
 
someone needs to photoshop larry scotts face on the joker and superimpose a Texas land mark and an OU landmark onto that


[video=youtube;N5WOBSX7CKo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5WOBSX7CKo&feature=related[/video]
 
Gem from Shaggy:

Can someone explain to me why we even give a **** about the Pac-whatever and their [redacted] brand of football. They've had two teams in the MNC discussion in the past 10 years and they were both ****ing cheaters. Other than nice destinations and serious oussy (not complaining) they would actually water down our schedule from even a 9 team league. **** how many BCS games have CU, Nebraska and the aggies been in? We haven't lost ****.
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I pointed out 1 or 2 of his errors, but wow, this guy makes Tini look smart :lol:
 
CVilleBuff said:
On a side note, it's interesting that Louisville's fan base is DYING to join the BigXII.
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BYU, Lousiville and WVU wouldn't be bad North schools.


Add in TCU if Missouri leaves.

BYU
WVU
Lousville
Kansas
Kansas St
Iowa State


OU
UT
TCU
Baylor
OSU
Tech



Maybe they could go East/West and split up UT and OU
 
SnowBuff said:
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JimmyBuff said:
BYU, Lousiville and WVU wouldn't be bad North schools.


Add in TCU if Missouri leaves.

BYU
WVU
Lousville
Kansas
Kansas St
Iowa State


OU
UT
TCU
Baylor
OSU
Tech



Maybe they could go East/West and split up UT and OU
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BYU, WVU and Louisville are definitely their three best (seemingly somewhat realistic) options, but that would be one weird ass league stretching from Morgantown, WV to Provo, UT
 
JimmyBuff said:
BYU, Lousiville and WVU wouldn't be bad North schools.


Add in TCU if Missouri leaves.

BYU
WVU
Lousville
Kansas
Kansas St
Iowa State


OU
UT
TCU
Baylor
OSU
Tech



Maybe they could go East/West and split up UT and OU
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The UT and KU presidents have got to be salivating over the potential grants those graduate research associations could bring.
 
Here's a gem...
Why the hell did we allow them in.. those scared bastards.. I hope there program goes to hell... USC should look to get out Pac 12.. Lets start a conf with Texas, Sooners, BYU, ND and whoever else.. let wash st, oregan st, buffies and Utah go to hell
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I feel your pain bud. USC,UO, and maybe Washington deserve better. I know you want real football, but bottom feeders like the muffs want to feel important.
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As Ive said before, Colorado is the little chihuahua on the block that barks at the bigger dogs from behind the corner.
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Equally revenue sharing is utter horse****. What makes you think CU deserves the same as Texas? The sense of entitlement is mind boggling. We've become socialists
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Come on little man, your Napoleonic complex has got you thinking that you're the mouse that roared. Hey if it helps you sleep better at night have at it. Meanwhile CU is a bottom dweller in the Pac 12 just like it was in the Big 12.
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Larry Scott to UTerus....
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Seriously, the Main Board is a cess pool.
 
Few more....

You do realize that Texas is jewel of the realignment crown?

Texas wasn't willing to give up its interests, Pac 12 be damned.

If the Pac 12 wanted to tell Texas to "F off" then why didn't they extend invitations to Tech, OU and OSU and force Texas's hand?

Texas is the prize bull (horrible pun) and won't be forced into an arrangement that they don't like.

We may come off as arrogant (and we are), but we have reason to drive a hard bargain.
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Texas said "no" to the Pac 12 as much as the Pac 12 said "no" to the LHN.

So what does this say about OU and OSU?

I thought OU held all of the cards and was dictating terms to Texas?
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All from one thread.
 
Ask them why they didn't put applewhite in sooner. Or how it feels to be UCLAs bitch.

That should help.
 
Creatini said:
Here's a gem...










Larry Scott to UTerus....
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Seriously, the Main Board is a cess pool.
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Funny,the standings I saw at the end of the most recent season had Texas as THE cellar-dweller of their division, something that CU never managed under Hawkins. Gotta love the Oregon bandwagoners sucking off Texas fans over there as well, Oregon knows a thing or two about being a cellar-dweller throughout most of their history, the nouveau riche dirtbags.

Conference re-allignment has been ****ing great for CU! Long live the Pac-12 South!
 
absinthe said:
We all realize the state of this, but still you can go **** yourself. If you tried could you contribute any less to this place?
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Maybe you didn't realze this but I'm an AllBuffs award winner :nod:. My posts make people orgasm. My threads have have be known to cure the worst of diseases. Some super-models have dedicated their lives to trying to figure out my real identity just so they can come and spend 10 seconds with me with me. My opinions have been studied and taught at the finest universities in the world. My presence here alone was rumored to make Hellen Keller rise from the grave, see a beautifull sunset and hear the sweet melody of Beethoven's moonlight sonata (which I was the inspiration behind). The Bible refers to me as, and I quote "Jesus on steroids, like a mother-fuc*ing Raptor-Jesus." And there are trillions, literally trillions of other benifits to my presence that I won't mention because I don't want to come of as being arrogant. And yet dispute all of this I'm suppose to be care that Absinthe from Santa Monica doesn't think I contribute anything? Luckily for you I have a solution to every problem in the world. In this case you just don't read what I write. That way you won't be so angry and I won't have to put up with your subsequent girly bitching. Trust me on this, i've never been wrong in my life, well excpet for this one time that I thought I was wrong about something but it turns out I was really right. Now if you'll excuse me Boulder wanted me to create a botanic garden for the city so i'm just going to do that quickly. It will be easy, my piss makes stunningly gorgeous flowers spring out of dirt.
 
JRK1212 said:
Maybe you didn't realze this but I'm an AllBuffs award winner :nod:. My posts make people orgasm. My threads have have be known to cure the worst of diseases. Some super-models have dedicated their lives to trying to figure out my real identity just so they can come and spend 10 seconds with me with me. My opinions have been studied and taught at the finest universities in the world. My presence here alone was rumored to make Hellen Keller rise from the grave, see a beautifull sunset and hear the sweet melody of Beethoven's moonlight sonata (which I was the inspiration behind). The Bible refers to me as, and I quote "Jesus on steroids, like a mother-fuc*ing Raptor-Jesus." And there are trillions, literally trillions of other benifits to my presence that I won't mention because I don't want to come of as being arrogant. And yet dispute all of this I'm suppose to be care that Absinthe from Santa Monica doesn't think I contribute anything? Luckily for you I have a solution to every problem in the world. In this case you just don't read what I write. That way you won't be so angry and I won't have to put up with your subsequent girly bitching. Trust me on this, i've never been wrong in my life, well excpet for this one time that I thought I was wrong about something but it turns out I was really right. Now if you'll excuse me Boulder wanted me to create a botanic garden for the city so i'm just going to do that quickly. It will be easy, my piss makes stunningly gorgeous flowers spring out of dirt.
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I'm kind of in awe of this post.
 
JRK1212 said:
Maybe you didn't realze this but I'm an AllBuffs award winner :nod:. My posts make people orgasm. My threads have have be known to cure the worst of diseases. Some super-models have dedicated their lives to trying to figure out my real identity just so they can come and spend 10 seconds with me with me. My opinions have been studied and taught at the finest universities in the world. My presence here alone was rumored to make Hellen Keller rise from the grave, see a beautifull sunset and hear the sweet melody of Beethoven's moonlight sonata (which I was the inspiration behind). The Bible refers to me as, and I quote "Jesus on steroids, like a mother-fuc*ing Raptor-Jesus." And there are trillions, literally trillions of other benifits to my presence that I won't mention because I don't want to come of as being arrogant. And yet dispute all of this I'm suppose to be care that Absinthe from Santa Monica doesn't think I contribute anything? Luckily for you I have a solution to every problem in the world. In this case you just don't read what I write. That way you won't be so angry and I won't have to put up with your subsequent girly bitching. Trust me on this, i've never been wrong in my life, well excpet for this one time that I thought I was wrong about something but it turns out I was really right. Now if you'll excuse me Boulder wanted me to create a botanic garden for the city so i'm just going to do that quickly. It will be easy, my piss makes stunningly gorgeous flowers spring out of dirt.
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By far the best thing you've ever posted.

:lol:
 
Best thing that can happen now is that B12 picks up 3 more schools so they can stay together. Hopefully this ends the dominoes falling and puts some stability back into college football, not to mention keeps some tradition and regional rivalries strong. In a perfect world, they pick up TCU, Houston and SMU which keep the conference respectable and regional. That should also give birth to some new rivalries that will hopefully give the conference some sticking power for the long term too.
 
JRK1212 said:
Maybe you didn't realze this but I'm an AllBuffs award winner :nod:. My posts make people orgasm. My threads have have be known to cure the worst of diseases. Some super-models have dedicated their lives to trying to figure out my real identity just so they can come and spend 10 seconds with me with me. My opinions have been studied and taught at the finest universities in the world. My presence here alone was rumored to make Hellen Keller rise from the grave, see a beautifull sunset and hear the sweet melody of Beethoven's moonlight sonata (which I was the inspiration behind). The Bible refers to me as, and I quote "Jesus on steroids, like a mother-fuc*ing Raptor-Jesus." And there are trillions, literally trillions of other benifits to my presence that I won't mention because I don't want to come of as being arrogant. And yet dispute all of this I'm suppose to be care that Absinthe from Santa Monica doesn't think I contribute anything? Luckily for you I have a solution to every problem in the world. In this case you just don't read what I write. That way you won't be so angry and I won't have to put up with your subsequent girly bitching. Trust me on this, i've never been wrong in my life, well excpet for this one time that I thought I was wrong about something but it turns out I was really right. Now if you'll excuse me Boulder wanted me to create a botanic garden for the city so i'm just going to do that quickly. It will be easy, my piss makes stunningly gorgeous flowers spring out of dirt.
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I presume the award was for being the biggest dickhead on the board. In which case, I concur. Decent job ripping off Dos XX and Old Spice, though.
 
JRK1212 said:
Maybe you didn't realze this but I'm an AllBuffs award winner :nod:. My posts make people orgasm. My threads have have be known to cure the worst of diseases. Some super-models have dedicated their lives to trying to figure out my real identity just so they can come and spend 10 seconds with me with me. My opinions have been studied and taught at the finest universities in the world. My presence here alone was rumored to make Hellen Keller rise from the grave, see a beautifull sunset and hear the sweet melody of Beethoven's moonlight sonata (which I was the inspiration behind). The Bible refers to me as, and I quote "Jesus on steroids, like a mother-fuc*ing Raptor-Jesus." And there are trillions, literally trillions of other benifits to my presence that I won't mention because I don't want to come of as being arrogant. And yet dispute all of this I'm suppose to be care that Absinthe from Santa Monica doesn't think I contribute anything? Luckily for you I have a solution to every problem in the world. In this case you just don't read what I write. That way you won't be so angry and I won't have to put up with your subsequent girly bitching. Trust me on this, i've never been wrong in my life, well excpet for this one time that I thought I was wrong about something but it turns out I was really right. Now if you'll excuse me Boulder wanted me to create a botanic garden for the city so i'm just going to do that quickly. It will be easy, my piss makes stunningly gorgeous flowers spring out of dirt.
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I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conquerer? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever! There's never been anybody as ruthless! I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!
 
I, for one, am hoping Texas A&M still leaves for the SEC - and I hope the Big 12 gets stuck bringing in Houston, Rice, and SMU to fill the void.
 
I'm glad the Pac 12 expansion talks are over and done.

That means no more drama coming out of Austin, right?
 
Funny. An OSU grad that I know was telling me that 'although he preferred that the Big 12 stay together', he was okay with the Pac-16 'because it offered the path of least resistance'. Apparently beating SMU-Rice-Houston was going to be too tough for him. Good riddance to all those arrogant Big 12 south cocksuckers.
 
I was skeptical, but once I saw the official PAC-12 statement, all I could do was smile.
:nod:
:thumbsup:
 
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