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Please beat Utah this week to shut them up

The Llama said:
You guys, I hope, realize this guy is a Ute, no doubt about it. They do this kind of crap all the time.
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He could be but I'm not so sure. Having had the misfortune of living among them for 30 years I can assure you that a significant vocal percentage of byu fans say and believe everything this guy is spewing.
 
Florida Ute said:
He could be but I'm not so sure. Having had the misfortune of living among them for 30 years I can assure you that a significant vocal percentage of byu fans say and believe everything this guy is spewing.
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But yet there's no one that knows BYU fans like Utah fans. Imitations can be pretty spot on. The suspicion has been high from the get-go, but dialing in the culprit has been a challenge. It's an excellent troll job to be sure.
 
BYU Dad said:
I've been trying to give this threat up when I'm said I'm done. But I can't let this one go. We all know the Yewt fans show up to their games with all sorts of beer and alcohol in tow. They probably hide cans of beer in their mullets and a few in their goatees, and one year they threw it all over our QB's family. The proof is right here. Their stadium is a freakin cesspool.

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Well **** now I’m convinced.
 
BYU Dad said:
You better have your jello shots ready to deal with the annihilation that is coming.
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BYU Dad said:
I've been trying to give this threat up when I'm said I'm done. But I can't let this one go. We all know the Yewt fans show up to their games with all sorts of beer and alcohol in tow. They probably hide cans of beer in their mullets and a few in their goatees, and one year they threw it all over our QB's family. The proof is right here. Their stadium is a freakin cesspool.

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Wasn't Max Hall a junkie?
 
BYU Dad said:
I've been trying to give this threat up when I'm said I'm done. But I can't let this one go. We all know the Yewt fans show up to their games with all sorts of beer and alcohol in tow. They probably hide cans of beer in their mullets and a few in their goatees, and one year they threw it all over our QB's family. The proof is right here. Their stadium is a freakin cesspool.

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You wouldn't do well in a court of law, maybe better in fake news politics, where a claim is a fact, if you want it to be.
 
I can’t believe this post has gone on for 16 pages... Are you up for another 16 before Saturday night?
 
BYU Dad said:
Now that its Thanksgiving, we all need to act with some class and respect. I'm also detecting that many of you don't think you can beat the Yewts come Saturday. But there's a whole other angle to consider.

Look at this interesting take on Cougarboard. It could be divine intervention that keeps the Yewts out of the playoff. If so, that's another thing going in your favor this week, help from above.

I have been justifiably mad at God that we were robbed of a special season by

posted by snowbird
www.cougarboard.com www.cougarboard.com
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When BYU Dad started blathering on and on around here, the penny finally dropped.
I now understand, Jim. And I cannot say I wouldn’t do the same after prolonged exposure to these gobshites.

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BYU Dad said:
Come to find out the Buffs fans and Yewt fans are a match made in heaven and perfect for each other. You can get together and drink beer and smoke drugs or whatever and jeez probably talk about porn. Don't tell me, you probably have goatees too. This is why it isn't a rivalry because you guys are best dang friends.

I'm done.
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That's exactly what we do. We smoke all the drugs and talk about porn. And special underwear. And facial hair. And caffeinated beverages. And sister wives. You know, just normal guy stuff.
 
This thread has the typical vitriol that BYU fans spew all the time. The one thing they really can't stand are state schools especially the state schools in Utah. BYU fans think they're so high and mighty and better than everyone else and have treated us like "classless" pond scum for years. But they've been passed up by the state schools now that Utah State and the U of U have better athletics programs and they live in the sad and lonely existence of independence. So they lash out against us for not being just like them or for drinking coffee or having some facial hair, and they always talk about that they're "better" people than people who go to states schools to make themselves feel superior.

BYU fans really hate Utah State now because we've been beating them lately and we took their spot in the Mountain West after they left thinking they were too good for that league. It's funny how they always think they're going to get in the Big 12. BYU Dad sounds just like all the BYU fans I've ever met who just show up and look down on everyone.

Not to change the subject but we have something big in common with Buffs Nation now that the Aggies play CSU each year. It's turned into a real rivalry especially after the game last year where Rams fans thought they were robbed on the overturned TD at the end. If you want to watch CSU fans and coaches wigging out, go back and watch the last few minutes of us playing them in 2018. That was one of my favorite wins since joining the MWC except for all the times we beat BYU.
 
Everything and everyone in the state of Utah can go kick rocks. Just a bunch of freaks and ghouls that nobody cares about.

It doesn’t matter if the bad dad jokes are coming from a byu lame or some ute impersonation.

Dude spent most of his limited energy on this thread for a week. Thanks for the free entertainment I guess.
 
BuffG said:
Everything and everyone in the state of Utah can go kick rocks. Just a bunch of freaks and ghouls that nobody cares about.

It doesn’t matter if the bad dad jokes are coming from a byu lame or some ute impersonation.

Dude spent most of his limited energy on this thread for a week. Thanks for the free entertainment I guess.
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To be clear, I spent ALL of my energy on this thread this week.
 
BuffG said:
Everything and everyone in the state of Utah can go kick rocks. Just a bunch of freaks and ghouls that nobody cares about.

It doesn’t matter if the bad dad jokes are coming from a byu lame or some ute impersonation.

Dude spent most of his limited energy on this thread for a week. Thanks for the free entertainment I guess.
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Lol this thread has been so epic we all need to take a moment to appreciate it. I think we've got a Thread of the year candidate here.
 
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Aggie Andee said:
This thread has the typical vitriol that BYU fans spew all the time. The one thing they really can't stand are state schools especially the state schools in Utah. BYU fans think they're so high and mighty and better than everyone else and have treated us like "classless" pond scum for years. But they've been passed up by the state schools now that Utah State and the U of U have better athletics programs and they live in the sad and lonely existence of independence. So they lash out against us for not being just like them or for drinking coffee or having some facial hair, and they always talk about that they're "better" people than people who go to states schools to make themselves feel superior.

BYU fans really hate Utah State now because we've been beating them lately and we took their spot in the Mountain West after they left thinking they were too good for that league. It's funny how they always think they're going to get in the Big 12. BYU Dad sounds just like all the BYU fans I've ever met who just show up and look down on everyone.

Not to change the subject but we have something big in common with Buffs Nation now that the Aggies play CSU each year. It's turned into a real rivalry especially after the game last year where Rams fans thought they were robbed on the overturned TD at the end. If you want to watch CSU fans and coaches wigging out, go back and watch the last few minutes of us playing them in 2018. That was one of my favorite wins since joining the MWC except for all the times we beat BYU.
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No thanks.
 
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