I get it. That hurts. But being carted off for a nut shot is a little dramatic.
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SIAP: chip’s Injury
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His sack was probably rolling around at the bottom of his suit. Have some sympathy!
do you have any idea of the forces involved in a pressurized CO2 canister? Chip was lucky not to lose a body part or sustain a fracture (and maybe they did)
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Scott Frost’s FBI agents will leave you to draw your own conclusions, but it doesn’t look good.
We did a NROTC battalion run my freshman across campus. You know those metal traffic barriers they put up to stop civilian traffic from entering service roads on campus?
Picture 200 people running in formation in the dark and trying to avoid those
Yeah, one of the guys in my freshman class got the unluckiest crash of all, running nuts first into one of those barriers. He went straight to the hospital and had a teste removed. Poor dude!
I don't think he knew we called him "monoball" behind his back. Typically savage late teen/early 20's humor.
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I assume part of it was to get Chip off the field as quickly as possible since he has to stay in the suit/in character the whole time. They can't really figure out the extent of the injuries while he is still in the costume.
costume? Dude, Chip is real.
union is our resident hottie (I assume). no dude!
It should have been you....
Did he have the ****er backwards or something?
It looks and sounds like the thing malfunctioned. Like the quick disconnect on the hose released or something.
yeah man - that's why you should always rub one out prior to the hot date
Just make sure you clean your ear off, hair gel is sticky.
me too.... I'm a bad person to laugh at that but I did
Steve821980
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How do we get more Chips if his dick is broken?
I'm guessing you didn't over use the "act like you've got a pair" phrase, did you?
I’m sure this is not what Chip had in mind if told a game day video starring him would go viral.
Lulz. He made Deadspin, too.
https://deadspin.com/chip-the-buffalo-destroyed-his-dick-and-balls-with-a-t-1829180280
https://deadspin.com/chip-the-buffalo-destroyed-his-dick-and-balls-with-a-t-1829180280
If it was just nuts it may have hurt a little less.
This may sound like something that would happen to DBT, but it happened to me during my freshman year at CU. I got a ball to the dick (dick head, not balls) during an intermural indoor soccer game in Balch. It hurt so bad that I barfed. I also developped a bruise on my dick. I've never played soccer since that day.
Get well soon, Chip.
Get well soon, Chip.
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