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SIAP: chip’s Injury

Well he shot the gun correctly a couple seconds before so if he turned it around and shot himself that is even better lol.
 
Or maybe there was a second gunman on the grassy knoll?

One end looks like it has an open cylinder, which is where I'd think the t-shirts go. Looks like it was facing Chip. I may well be mistaken.

Edit: Dammit lefty, I was busy checking the book depository angle.
 
Highlander said:
We did a NROTC battalion run my freshman across campus. You know those metal traffic barriers they put up to stop civilian traffic from entering service roads on campus?
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Picture 200 people running in formation in the dark and trying to avoid those
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Yeah, one of the guys in my freshman class got the unluckiest crash of all, running nuts first into one of those barriers. He went straight to the hospital and had a teste removed. Poor dude!

I don't think he knew we called him "monoball" behind his back. Typically savage late teen/early 20's humor.
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I can vouch for this. This story was legend when I showed up for my freshman year in 1991. The fastest middies always got to wear the reflective jackets and sprint to the poles as "markers" for the rest of the battalion.
As we ran past, a whisper of "Dude, that must've hurt like a mother f ucker for Monoball."
 
got a version of the story from a reliable source last night.

Chip did not shoot himself. The t-shirt gun failed and the back of the housing came off, impelling the t-**** back toward him.
Chip did not get hit in the nads. He was hit in the abdomen, above the genitals.
Dude had internal bleeding from it that required surgery, but is OK now.
 
hokiehead said:
got a version of the story from a reliable source last night.

Chip did not shoot himself. The t-shirt gun failed and the back of the housing came off, impelling the t-**** back toward him.
Chip did not get hit in the nads. He was hit in the abdomen, above the genitals.
Dude had internal bleeding from it that required surgery, but is OK now.
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Did he sue the t-shirt gun manufacturer? Is there an OSHA report? Did workmen’s comp pay for his medical bills? I wonder if t-shirt gun safety regulations will be implemented. Maybe they should add t-shirt gun safety to the 30 hour OSHA training.
 
DBT said:
Did he sue the t-shirt gun manufacturer? Is there an OSHA report? Did workmen’s comp pay for his medical bills? I wonder if t-shirt gun safety regulations will be implemented. Maybe they should add t-shirt gun safety to the 30 hour OSHA training.
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I want to see the dFMEA on that sucker.
 
hokiehead said:
got a version of the story from a reliable source last night.

Chip did not shoot himself. The t-shirt gun failed and the back of the housing came off, impelling the t-**** back toward him.
Chip did not get hit in the nads. He was hit in the abdomen, above the genitals.
Dude had internal bleeding from it that required surgery, but is OK now.
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I can confirm that story, but I thought it was out there right away. But I have no idea where I read it, but have heard it directly.

Still funnier to think he shot himself in the balls
 
DBT said:
Did he sue the t-shirt gun manufacturer? Is there an OSHA report? Did workmen’s comp pay for his medical bills? I wonder if t-shirt gun safety regulations will be implemented. Maybe they should add t-shirt gun safety to the 30 hour OSHA training.
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Did you mean PETA?
 
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