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SIAP: chip’s Injury

This may sound like something that would happen to DBT, but it happened to me during my freshman year at CU. I got a ball to the dick (dick head, not balls) during an intermural indoor soccer game in Balch. It hurt so bad that I barfed. I also developped a bruise on my dick. I've never played soccer since that day.

Get well soon, Chip.
Come on man! You need to grow a pair!
 
This may sound like something that would happen to DBT, but it happened to me during my freshman year at CU. I got a ball to the dick (dick head, not balls) during an intermural indoor soccer game in Balch. It hurt so bad that I barfed. I also developped a bruise on my dick. I've never played soccer since that day.

Get well soon, Chip.
At least you found a cure. Small price to pay, really.
 
CU should have put out a statement as to what really happened immediately. A lot of the stories are making Chip sound like an idiot. It was pretty clear that the cannon malfunctioned either because the shirt was jammed or some other mechanical component failed. You can also tell it was a gut hit and not a groin hit. Some of the headlines just piss me off.
 
This may sound like something that would happen to DBT, but it happened to me during my freshman year at CU. I got a ball to the dick (dick head, not balls) during an intermural indoor soccer game in Balch. It hurt so bad that I barfed. I also developped a bruise on my dick. I've never played soccer since that day.

Get well soon, Chip.
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Chip's injury is now so well broadcasted, my 79 year old dad stumbled in to it on line. He is not a sports fan and my mom is in the hospital right now, so he isn't on line much.

Chip's nuts are officially famous.
 
Chip's injury is now so well broadcasted, my 79 year old dad stumbled in to it on line. He is not a sports fan and my mom is in the hospital right now, so he isn't on line much.

Chip's nuts are officially famous.
It was even shown on CBS This Morning's "Your world in 60 Seconds" segment at the start of the broadcast.
 
Can we finally have a discussion about reasonable regulation of T-shirt cannons? How many nuts are enough?
 
We need common sense t-shirt cannon control! How many more stadium massacres do we need?
You would have thought the best practices strip search measures at Folsom would prevent a tragedy like this. I bet that nut destroying weapon could not fit in a 12 x 12 bag. Who's responsible?
 
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