I think we were about 6 weeks in on a random weeknight after dinner, mrs skibum asks if we have anything that we could have for dessert. "We've got the top part of our wedding cake in the freezer." Ate it that night, never thought about it again.
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The Pirate claims TG a scoundrel
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Ouch. That’s absurd.
While I hope they sell lots of those $20,000 weddings, I know I’ll never be the guy writing that check.
DrunkRalphie
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If the day comes where I decide to get married I'm eloping. If my future partner insists on a traditional wedding I'll know she's not the one.
I do have a teenage daughter. But I can also say that if she wants a rooftop terrace wedding, I’ll chip in $5k for it and she can find the rest.Don't you have a teenage daughter?
Never say never...
Even though she never seriously considered it, I looked into it a little until I saw how pricey the venue alone was. We got a pretty awesome spot in Breck for less than that, which includes open bar and food.
mine is on a damn VHS, try to watch one of those.
SuperiorBuff
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Rio
I've got a teenage and another pre-teen daughter. I have meticulously planned for a fully funded reasonable college education with living expenses (think CU in state). If either one of them gets married before the youngest is out of college, I'm hoping my folks step in, because otherwise, I'm ****ed.
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Damn, those must be some bad photos, Hokie.
I have a face for radio.
Knocked up and an ordained radio dj work?
That seals it. I’m buying my daughter and her fiancée (when that happens) round trip airfare to Vegas.
SerenityBuff
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She's a lucky lady.
jizzrag85
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Did you not watch the video? It was entirely about weddings and the chaos that ensues.
jizzrag85
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She is, I saved her the disappointment that a 20K wedding entails. Everyone here agrees, it’s a waste of money. I talked her into 2 weeks in Hawaii and a beach front wedding for half the cost. She didn’t know it at the time but the memories for that will be superior to a traditional wedding where everyone pretends they care but they’re only there for the food and alcohol.
SerenityBuff
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Hey, you're talking to a guy who spent a grand total of $100 to rent and old courthouse for his and wife's wedding. Reception was on her parents' dime. Photos done by her brother for free and wedding cake made by her friend for free. And I managed to get through it all without yelling "**** this!"
While I believe the Pirate started this tangent, shouldn't it be moved to Barzil? This thread should be reserved for his ongoing musings and intellectual prowess.
jizzrag85
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Well, to be fair i never really yelled, “**** this.” I merely told her, “**** this, these people are thieves. They’re taking advantage of the fact it’s a wedding and I truly don’t want to be a part of this madness.”
...and that's the story of how he got the name SerenityBuff.
aghcsm
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And yet if you had suggested the photographer was unnecessary, and your brother could take pics, you would have been in a major crisis.
