This is what I wrote under worst coaches of all-time; it belongs here.
On a comical note, this morning I called my kids Godfather who is a proud SC (Tommy Trojan) grad. He says I just received my SC alert and they hired a new athletic director, a wiz turning University of Cinci around. He name is Mike Bohn, wasn't he AD for Colorado? He brings his bio up, then sees his tenure at Colorado, says "Oh no," trepidation follows, and I refresh him:
1. Bohn's bumbling over Gary Barnett (I thank God that CU brought him back to broadcast, good analyst, a Buff true and true). Didn't he win the B12 North 4 of 5 years? Also, he started the Stinklon dumpster fire with that 64-36 shellacking which lives to this day.
2. Bohn's can't miss hire: Hawklove!! (Cal Davis won their division last year, surely he is a top-candidate).
3. Bohn left at the alter: Butch Jones (I think he is unemployed, so he could be in LA next week--another top candidate).
4. Bohn's brief Embree experiment (I don't think Embo could be interviewed, given the threat to Bohn's physical safety); and
5. I guess Bohn's decent hire HCMM (he can come back West, Ole Miss does not look like they are going anywhere fast). Hire him, so CU can off-set his buyout!!
Then we lamented SC prior AD's, concluding that Bohn may be actaully be an upgrade over their past AD's:
1. Mike Garrett pushed out for the Reggie Bush payola+++++++++++++ = forfeits and sanctions and then proclaiming "clueless";
2. Pat Hayden, a Rhodes Scholar with no AD background whatsoever--who we decided was probably senile, given his bizarre behavior and his very short term on the Football Playoff Committee-- he did fire Lane Kiffen on the tarmac, so that could be a plus?; and
3. Lynn Swann (Swannie), no background in college athletics but he was a good golfer and wore cool shades. I guess his biggest sin was hiring a drunk; send Ed O to LSU; complete blindness given the Varsity Blues scandal; and perhaps just being completely clueless on all fronts...from Day 1.
Another possibility, is Bohn hiring a big name media darling from southern California, then his candidate would have to be Rick Neuweasel--just pluck him out of the booth.
For CU, the dark cloud is lifting, as I see CU breaking the SC curse under MT sooner rather than later. My friend finally had to cut of the call saying "oh no, I have the nerves!!") LOL