Coach Prime / Buffs Football Social Media Thread

[Robert Sorell]

CP is the next saban.

this is the gospel, according to saint liver.

I hope so.

Kirby Smart is the next Dabo.

Dan Lanning is the next Les Miles.

 

[JMBuffs]

I hope so.

Kirby Smart is the next Dabo.

Dan Lanning is the next Les Miles.

Dan Lanning can die of gonorrhea and rot in hell

 

[manhattanbuff]

I hope so.

Kirby Smart is the next Dabo.

Dan Lanning is the next Les Miles.

If these come true, I will definitely reconsider my position on the existence of god.

 

[4BienemyTDs]

This one doesn't seem to like the job. I imagine her reign will be short.

She gonna do better
Her late kick back to the trailer is powerful and fast

 

[Bear Fiend]

She gonna do better
Her late kick back to the trailer is powerful and fast

When she starts seeing kickers putting kickoffs into the end zone, she will increase her effort. Currently she doesn’t feel that distance matters.

 

[Costa Rica Buff]

I feel like Ralphies used to run farther

Ralphie used to run to the 50 and at a much faster rate of speed. Half the handlers would fall trying to hold on. This light trot to the 30 is just emabarassing. Might as well put her on a mobility scooter

 

[The Alabaster Yak]

Ralphie used to run to the 50 and at a much faster rate of speed. Half the handlers would fall trying to hold on. This light trot to the 30 is just emabarassing. Might as well put her on a mobility scooter

I feel like she used to go well onto the other side before making the turn.

 

[Shldr2Shldr]

The handlers would try to score a touchdown once a season with ralphie 4, Rowdy. Had to stop that with 5 because Blackout was a little too energetic. Ember doesn't seem to enjoy the run at all

 

[DBT]

I did not comment upon or disagree with this bit of wisdom. It's a key part of doom. Without the highs, the soul crushing pain of the depths would not hurt as it should

You’ve dug yourself so deeply into the doom hole you will never be able to escape it.

 

[RK]

@RK absolutely killed it today. Buff Nation, we need to let go of hell.

Appreciate you!

Let go of hell, y'all!

Especially you @Darth Snow

 

[rosstr]

Yeah, let’s talk about the Ralphie problem. They aren’t as big anymore, they run slow and soft, and they barely make it to the 50 yard line.

Is it too hard to get one that runs with violence? One that runs with extreme prejudice towards the human race that reduced her species from 60 million to 541?

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

 

[Costa Rica Buff]

The handlers would try to score a touchdown once a season with ralphie 4, Rowdy. Had to stop that with 5 because Blackout was a little too energetic. Ember doesn't seem to enjoy the run at all

One of the best things was watching at least one handler get ragdolled for the last 20 yards of the run. Not knowing if Ralphie was going to kill someone was half the fun. Now, you could grab 4 random chodes off the streets of Lincoln and they could run her from point A to B without so much as a blister.

 

[The Alabaster Yak]

RK said his Ralphie source told him she’s gained 150 lbs since last season

 

[The Alabaster Yak]

Shedeur is now a Nike athlete. Poor Under Armour