I'm lowkey on a pissed off simmer at all the pseudo journalists who put out that Coach Prime was announcing a medical retirement today.
I actually got in an argument this morning with a woman at work who doesn't even follow college football but was 100% certain that she was right that Prime was announcing retirement today. Would not hear it when I said that I actually know people around the program and who work at the university, that the presser will be to talk about his health issues, give thanks to his doctors, publicize the condition & public health, and announce that he's fired up to coach & continue with his mission.
I enjoyed it a few hours later when I got to say, "My wife just texted me. Coach Prime is cancer free and more motivated than ever. Nikita doesn't usually get emotional, but she was so inspired that she was crying."