Liver, again, worshipping the wrong false godi won't communicate via text or email with anyone on an android device. it is a holy pact i have sworn to follow. jihad against the androids. apple is the one truth path to salvation.
the infidels and idolators who have placed their trust in the false prophet of android must be punished.
[dear hokie-- this is mere puffery and hyperbole, with some sarcasm thrown in. it would be best if you did not read it literally. ... like the bible, actually.]