The Buffs made the Huskies cry Update
Open jobs:
Florida- Dan Mullen is out. (h/t CUAviator) This is a surprise to me, I thought he would do well there. Greg Know interim (h/ DeNiro) Mullen turns down opportunity to coach the UF-FSU pillow fight.
Troy- No the other one, Chip Lindsey out (h/t DeNiro)
Akron- Tim Arth out, (h/t DeNiro) 3-24 overall, replaced on an interim basis by Oscar Rodriguez. UPDATE: Eddie George could be the man (h/t DeNiro)
TCU- Gary Patterson gets the heave ho. (h/t BCS and Duff). Rumors abound TCU may do a coaching drive by on SMU and snatch up Sonny Dykes. (h/t ahoelsken) Jerry Kill to take over in the interim. (H/t DeNiro)
WSU- Nick Rolovich fired for cause over vaccination status. (h/t BCS) Bringing out some of the best recriminations between the antivaxxers and branch covidians yet.
Ohio- Frank Solich retires at the end of the year after 16 successful years as the Bobcat HC. (h/t Deniro) Health related retirement. Good for him to leave on his own terms.
USC- The big one. (h/t Deniro, also check Jens' USC Fires Clay Helton megathread). Mike Bohn is on the clock. My guess is Fickell, and then Franklin, in that order. UPDATE- Apparently, Mike Tomlin is not interested (h/t AlbasterYak)
FIU- Butch Davis is a gonna hang it up at the end of the year and retire.
LSU- Ed O out. (h/t Carolina Buff), apparently when Ed O isn't covering up sexual assaults and turning in unsatisfactory W-L records, he is propositioning random women at gas stations, unfortunately, the last lady of the pump was an LSU muckety-muck's wife. (h/t 14er). Who's gonna be? Melvin? Dave Aranda? Jakes Franklin? Joe Brady? Billy Napier? Ed O's buyout is $17M (h/t Creebuzz), about a dollar more than luminaries like HCKD. I would say Ed O will retire and go into broadcasting, but.....Lincoln Riley? (h/t Albaster Yak) UPDATE: Add UK's Mark Stoops to the list (h/t CarolinaBuff)
UMASS- Fires their HC, (h/t BCS) Walt Bell out. (h/t DeNiro) UPDATE: AZ DC Don Brown a top name. (h/t DeNiro)
UW- Jimmy Lake fired. (h/t DeNiro, Serenity, Duff) $9.9Million payout. Justin Wilcox, come on down. UPDATE: Add Matt Campbell, Dave Aranda, Joe Moorhead and Kilani Sitake to the list (h/t Albaster yak)
VT- Hokie dances in the streets, Justin Fuente shown the door (h/t Jens). Dave Clawson may be the leader in the clubhouse.
Idaho- Paul Petrino out. (h/t SewallBeach)
Filled Jobs:
Ohio- Tim Albin gets the job (h/t ahoelsken).
Georgia Southern- Bold move and hired Clay Helton (h/t Alabaster Yak)
Texas Tech- Bailer AHC and LB coach Joey McGuire hired (h/t DeNiro)
UCONN- Randy Edsall, Out. (h/t Deniro) Fmr. UCLA HC Jim Mora in (h/t DeNiro and CUAViator)
Possibles:
Utah- Kyle Whittingham rumored to be contemplating retirement. (h/t Nik)
NMSU- Doug Martin stinking up the joint. (cuz DeNiro said so)
Georgia Tech- Geoff Collins struggling again cuz DeNiro said so, hereafter abbreviated as CDSS,
CSewe- Steve Addazio not dude enough CDSS
Duke- David Cutcliffe may retire CDSS
BGSU- Scot Loeffler, depsite pantsing PJ Fleck, may be on his way out. CDSS
Tulsa- Phillip Montgomery living on borrowed Tulsa time. CDSS.
Miami- Manny Diaz may not be the man. CDSS.
ASU- Herm Edwards has some pretty flagrant stuff hanging over his head, hard to believe it doesn't cost him.
N. Texas- Seth Littrell siting at about .500
UNLV- Arroyo 0-12. (h/t ahoelsken)
kNU- Frosty probably done before the end of the year according to Steve Sipple. Not so fast my friend, trev Alberts restructures Frosty's contract and announces he will be back for 2022 (h/t DeNiro) OC Matt Lubick, OL Greg Austin, RB Ryan Held, and QB Mario Verduzco sacrificed that Frosty may coach another day. No word on if Herbie has been put on an ice floe.
fUCLA- Chip Kelly may have worn out his welcome in Westwood. (h/t AlbasterYak).
Other news:
ND- Brian Kelly isn't going anywhere (h/t CarolinaBuff)
Oregon St.- DC Tim Tibesar fired for failing to adequately defend the Beaver. (h/t DeNiro)
Urban Meyer- Gets his freak on after visiting the grand kids.
Mizzou- fires DL coach midseason, an impossibility I am told. (h/t Deniro)
Okie Lite- Gundy leverages a perpetual extension (h/t AlbasterYak)
James Franklin- Switches agent to Jimmy Sexton for moving and or pay raise negotiations (h/t nik) Franklin wants out of Happy Valley, reportedly (h/t Nik)
CU OL- Coach Rod fired, now embarking on second career in ebay sales.
UW- OC John Donovon canned (h/t Serenity)
UT- Jeff Banks dispatching his stripper GF and her monkey on the recruiting trail (h/t Jens)
Minny- PJ Fleck gets a bigger boat to row with an extension and raise (h/t Albaster yak) PJ Fleck's contract is upped to $5Million, 7 years. (h/t DeNiro)
UW- OC John Donovon canned (h/t Serenity)
No. Ill.- HC Thomas Hammock extended (h/t DeNiro)
Nasser St.- Melvin Huckster takes down a new contract $8million a year (h/t Serenity)
Illinois- DC Ryan Walters extended
Miami- AD Blake James out (h/t DeNiro)
USF- DC Jeff Scott served up on a platter (h/t DeNiro)
BUYOUTS- A staggering $80.6 million so far (h/t Hawg1) That is the equivalent to 6 and one-half minutes of federal spending.