You got laughed at because five years is a ridiculous contract to give to any assistant. Three years is a lot of stability for the right guy.
See below from a guy that is much closer to the C suite than you are I. His offer below, while not matching in years, says what Ive been saying; we have a "gap" and we need to be more aggressive in order to fix it. The conventional approach is not working
a three year deal, the title of "assistant head coach" along with the DC title, and a salary north of 750k, and i would be prepared to believe that we could land a big hire. i have a hard time understanding all the rejection if we are, in fact, prepared to offer a deal along these lines.
oh, and if we are "running the program like a business" under RG, then this is not a "laughable" offer-- it is what you do when you have a critical gap in your org chart that you need to fill with a heavy hitter. you overpay to get the right guy.
i will say the other component that we don't know about on the outside is "fit"-- fit is a hard thing to measure. it is possible that the big name guys whose names leaked were not good fits after discussions. gibbs, for example, is allegedly kind of a dick. now that wouldn't be the only criteria in measuring fit but it is possible that we are struggling to find the right guy for CU at this time. i don't think that's all there is to this, however, especially if we are willing to be bold on comp.
The length and amount are details for lawyers. The issue needs to be "fixed" for the sake of the program more than for the sake of Mike MacIntyre.
Who has not yet shown me that he needs to be discarded. His coaching has shown much improvement on gameday, more so than Embree or Hawkins showed. He made a mistake retaining Baer and his recruiting needs improvement. However, he's shown brilliance with Lindgren and Sefo. Lets help him fix the other half before we decide to start over.