The day the Assistant Coaches Died Update
Open jobs:
Akron- Tim Arth out, (h/t DeNiro) 3-24 overall, replaced on an interim basis by Oscar Rodriguez.
TCU- Gary Patterson gets the heave ho. (h/t BCS and Duff). Rumors abound TCU may do a coaching drive by on SMU and snatch up Sonny Dykes. (h/t ahoelsken) Jerry Kill to take over in the interim. (H/t DeNiro)
WSU- Nick Rolovich fired for cause over vaccination status. (h/t BCS) Bringing out some of the best recriminations between the antivaxxers and branch covidians yet.
Ohio- Frank Solich retires at the end of the year after 16 successful years as the Bobcat HC. (h/t Deniro) Health related retirement. Good for him to leave on his own terms.
UCONN- Randy Edsall, formerly a hot prospect, has taken UCONN to depths of despair not previously known. Losses to FCS Holy Cross, and two shutouts against Purdue and Fresno St. sealed his fate. Six wins in his four years as HC of UCONN, 2.0. Ouch. (h/t Deniro) Who is the next person up? Don't know, but Joe Moorhead has been mentioned, I kind of will believe that when I see it.
USC- The big one. (h/t Deniro, also check Jens' USC Fires Clay Helton megathread). Mike Bohn is on the clock. My guess is Fickell, and then Franklin, in that order. UPDATE- Apparently, Mike Tomlin is not interested (h/t AlbasterYak)
FIU- Butch Davis is a gonna hang it up at the end of the year and retire.
LSU- Ed O out. (h/t Carolina Buff), apparently when Ed O isn't covering up sexual assaults and turning in unsatisfactory W-L records, he is propositioning random women at gas stations, unfortunately, the last lady of the pump was an LSU muckety-muck's wife. (h/t 14er). Who's gonna be? Melvin? Dave Aranda? Jakes Franklin? Joe Brady? Billy Napier? Ed O's buyout is $17M (h/t Creebuzz), about a dollar more than luminaries like HCKD. I would say Ed O will retire and go into broadcasting, but.....
UMASS- Fires their HC, (h/t BCS) Walt Bell out. (h/t DeNiro)
Filled Jobs:
Ohio- Tim Albin gets the job (h/t ahoelsken).
Georgia Southern- Bold move and hired Clay Helton (h/t Alabaster Yak)
Texas Tech- Bailer AHC and LB coach Joey McGuire hired (h/t DeNiro)
Possibles:
UW- Jimmy Lake goes full Woody Hayes on player, could get the hook, suspended for the ASU game (h/t DeNiro). OC John Donovon canned (h/t Serenity)
ASU- Herm Edwards has some pretty flagrant stuff hanging over his head, hard to believe it doesn't cost him.
N. Texas- Seth Littrell siting at about .500
UNLV- Arroyo 0-12. (h/t ahoelsken)
kNU- Frosty probably done before the end of the year according to Steve Sipple. UPDATE: Not so fast my friend, trev Alberts restructures Frosty's contract and announces he will be back for 2022 (h/t DeNiro) OC Matt Lubick, OL Greg Austin, RB Ryan Held, and QB Mario Verduzco sacrificed that Frosty may coach another day. No word on if Herbie has been put on an ice floe.
VT- Hokie has consulted the VT burrito stand and Fuente may be out (h/t Hokie).
fUCLA- Chip Kelly may have worn out his welcome in Westwood. (h/t AlbasterYak).
Florida- Dan Mullen struggling (h/t Duff) UPDATE: DC Todd Grantham and OL John Hevesey scapegoated by Mullen (h/t Serenity)
Other news:
Oregon St.- DC Tim Tibesar fired for failing to adequately defend the Beaver. (h/t DeNiro)
Urban Meyer- Gets his freak on after visiting the grand kids.
Mizzou- fires DL coach midseason, an impossibility I am told. (h/t Deniro)
Okie Lite- Gundy leverages a perpetual extension (h/t AlbasterYak)
James Franklin- Switches agent to Jimmy Sexton for moving and or pay raise negotiations (h/t nik)
CU OL- Coach Rod fired, now embarking on second career in ebay sales.
UT- Jeff Banks dispatching his stripper GF and her monkey on the recruiting trail (h/t Jens)
Minny- PJ Fleck gets a bigger boat to row with an extension and raise (h/t Albaster yak) UPDATE: PJ Fleck's contract is upped to $5Million, 7 years. (h/t DeNiro)
Open jobs:
Akron- Tim Arth out, (h/t DeNiro) 3-24 overall, replaced on an interim basis by Oscar Rodriguez.
TCU- Gary Patterson gets the heave ho. (h/t BCS and Duff). Rumors abound TCU may do a coaching drive by on SMU and snatch up Sonny Dykes. (h/t ahoelsken) Jerry Kill to take over in the interim. (H/t DeNiro)
WSU- Nick Rolovich fired for cause over vaccination status. (h/t BCS) Bringing out some of the best recriminations between the antivaxxers and branch covidians yet.
Ohio- Frank Solich retires at the end of the year after 16 successful years as the Bobcat HC. (h/t Deniro) Health related retirement. Good for him to leave on his own terms.
UCONN- Randy Edsall, formerly a hot prospect, has taken UCONN to depths of despair not previously known. Losses to FCS Holy Cross, and two shutouts against Purdue and Fresno St. sealed his fate. Six wins in his four years as HC of UCONN, 2.0. Ouch. (h/t Deniro) Who is the next person up? Don't know, but Joe Moorhead has been mentioned, I kind of will believe that when I see it.
USC- The big one. (h/t Deniro, also check Jens' USC Fires Clay Helton megathread). Mike Bohn is on the clock. My guess is Fickell, and then Franklin, in that order. UPDATE- Apparently, Mike Tomlin is not interested (h/t AlbasterYak)
FIU- Butch Davis is a gonna hang it up at the end of the year and retire.
LSU- Ed O out. (h/t Carolina Buff), apparently when Ed O isn't covering up sexual assaults and turning in unsatisfactory W-L records, he is propositioning random women at gas stations, unfortunately, the last lady of the pump was an LSU muckety-muck's wife. (h/t 14er). Who's gonna be? Melvin? Dave Aranda? Jakes Franklin? Joe Brady? Billy Napier? Ed O's buyout is $17M (h/t Creebuzz), about a dollar more than luminaries like HCKD. I would say Ed O will retire and go into broadcasting, but.....
UMASS- Fires their HC, (h/t BCS) Walt Bell out. (h/t DeNiro)
Filled Jobs:
Ohio- Tim Albin gets the job (h/t ahoelsken).
Georgia Southern- Bold move and hired Clay Helton (h/t Alabaster Yak)
Texas Tech- Bailer AHC and LB coach Joey McGuire hired (h/t DeNiro)
Possibles:
UW- Jimmy Lake goes full Woody Hayes on player, could get the hook, suspended for the ASU game (h/t DeNiro). OC John Donovon canned (h/t Serenity)
ASU- Herm Edwards has some pretty flagrant stuff hanging over his head, hard to believe it doesn't cost him.
N. Texas- Seth Littrell siting at about .500
UNLV- Arroyo 0-12. (h/t ahoelsken)
kNU- Frosty probably done before the end of the year according to Steve Sipple. UPDATE: Not so fast my friend, trev Alberts restructures Frosty's contract and announces he will be back for 2022 (h/t DeNiro) OC Matt Lubick, OL Greg Austin, RB Ryan Held, and QB Mario Verduzco sacrificed that Frosty may coach another day. No word on if Herbie has been put on an ice floe.
VT- Hokie has consulted the VT burrito stand and Fuente may be out (h/t Hokie).
fUCLA- Chip Kelly may have worn out his welcome in Westwood. (h/t AlbasterYak).
Florida- Dan Mullen struggling (h/t Duff) UPDATE: DC Todd Grantham and OL John Hevesey scapegoated by Mullen (h/t Serenity)
Other news:
Oregon St.- DC Tim Tibesar fired for failing to adequately defend the Beaver. (h/t DeNiro)
Urban Meyer- Gets his freak on after visiting the grand kids.
Mizzou- fires DL coach midseason, an impossibility I am told. (h/t Deniro)
Okie Lite- Gundy leverages a perpetual extension (h/t AlbasterYak)
James Franklin- Switches agent to Jimmy Sexton for moving and or pay raise negotiations (h/t nik)
CU OL- Coach Rod fired, now embarking on second career in ebay sales.
UT- Jeff Banks dispatching his stripper GF and her monkey on the recruiting trail (h/t Jens)
Minny- PJ Fleck gets a bigger boat to row with an extension and raise (h/t Albaster yak) UPDATE: PJ Fleck's contract is upped to $5Million, 7 years. (h/t DeNiro)